Hey peeps, it’s a late one today.

I fell asleep after this evening haha. I got up at 4.30am, drove home and got to work at 6am, worked till 2pm and picked up lil man and dropped him off at 5ish pm. Been in and oit of comatose since then. It’s now 9.30pm

I woke up all panicked at 8.45pm, thinking I was late for work, until I realised it was pm not am haha.

Hey ho, I’ve done that a lot in the past, you know when you wake up all confused and shit? Yeah that was me not long ago.

I nearly headed to work, I’m glad I didn’t, that would have been embarrassing.

Oh to explain why I came back this morning instead of last night, well we lost track of time, and before we knew it, it was 10pm, so we decided I’ll head back in the morning.

I seriously can’t wait to move down, to stop this travelling, and to move on with life fully and properly.

So another day eh? It’s all good, this weekend is a long weekend, being bank holiday next Monday, and not working Saturday it’s going to be nice.

So do you want to see some of the flowers from over the weekend? I hear you say yes? (Hey this is my blog so if I hear you say yes, then yes is what you said haha).

Here goes, I know a lot of my regulars love my pictures of the garden. There isn’t many this time, but theres a few new ones and I have a new favourite.

Cucumbers. Growing long and strong.

Cucamelons, growing up, I can’t wait till they are proper cucamelons.

This tomato looks like it’s about 3 in one haha.

Perfect tomatoes.

Dasies come out in full force.

Beautiful lily, come from nothing so fast, got more coming too.

My new favourite, it’s called a cosmos chocolate, it even smells like chocolate, I fell in love with it at the garden centre, and it’s the most expensive one we have bought.

Hope you like, and im sorry there isn’t as many as usual. It was a busy weekend, what with working saturday, chillin on xbox with boy, going garden centre and getting a big fat burger, then going back planting new plants and falling asleep in the garden. It was busy haha.

Also I’ve not done a work thing for a while have I? You wanna see how I fixed an oil leak?

Big oil leak, caused by a little seal on the oil filter housing, crazy eh?

Access hidden behind the turbo, not very easy but fun.

Stripped the turbo, easier to remove as it’s bloody heavy as fuck.

Fins of a turbo, looks cool yeah?

Turbo removed, access granted.

The culprit, he was charged and sentenced to a lifetime of shame don’t worry.

Changed the other seals too, when one fauls the others will follow. Also one on the back I couldnt photograph (too tight)

A customer complained about an airleak, apparantly there was a repair done recently, here’s the repair, fucking shocking haha.

This was a truck fire somewhere near london, last week. Lorry full of aerosols, like body spray and shit.

The aftermath, luckily noone got hurt. The driver escaped unharmed.

Sorry to any religious peeps, it’s a joke chill.

Wanna make you laugh so here you go.

Hey don’t judge, this is my corner of hell, shit sorry I meant my corner of the internet.

Just for the record, I am sorry if I do offend anyone, I’m not really fussed, but your kind enough to visit me so I thought I’d at least try make an effort to apologise for any insults.

Also hey little jack, you said you wanted to be featured in one my blogs yeah? Well here you go bro.

Cheeky grin mother fucker, if you want it removed let me know, but probably wont happen, maybe, maybe not, depends how I feel.

Anyway peeps, happy Monday I hope your week goes well.

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