THE SANTABLOG SERIES

DAY 10

Ok so I finally succumbed to defrosting Mariah Carey, had a few requests so thought stuff it, why not. So she is officially defrosted.

Even though the gets roughly 2.5m – 3m dollars a year from this song, that’s crazy right? I suppose it is THE Christmas song so I’ll give her that but she never has to work ever again eh?

I wouldn’t mind a bit of that (I mean the money from the song, come on keep it clean, jeez, you lot with your filthy minds), but then again she probably spends 3million on a dress for Christmas.

Ok so today’s blog will be a quick one, I’m so sorry but I’m fluffed. It’s been a day.

……… OK good night and sweet dream.

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What? your still here?

Oh bloody hell, you lot are demanding today.

Ok, so Christmas is coming, blah blah blah, the chubby dude will be coming down the chimney and eat all your cookies, yes he will probably rifle through your cupboards too, hey 2 or 3 cookies won’t fill him up, he’s a gannet.

Besides he needs more to soak up all that milk and whiskey and beer, he can’t afford to get pulled over he’s got a busy night.

Not only that, he’s got to sneak round billions of homes without getting caught or spotted by the eager little ones, do you think he’s just happy enough to leave gifts behind ….. no he wants extra cookies ….. feed the man extra cookies ….. mmm cookies.

He’s got a big job and cookies are the plus side. Plus he also gets grilled by Mrs Clause when he gets back, she know there are plenty of floozies around, especially Xmas ever after a few bottles of wine.

Oh shit, sorry glasses of wine (don’t worry ladies, I’ll keep your secret).

Chirsitmas is an awaiting time isn’t it? As you can tell I’m already over excited and I want you all to be too.

You must be, right? I mean you keep coming back, and it’s not for my looks is it? It’s definitely my words.

Do you become a comedian when your drunk? Do you love seeing people smile and laugh? Are you the stand up comedian in your family? It’s a good job to have over Christmas isn’t it?

I love it I really do, if I can make people laugh I’ll keep going as much as I can, sometimes up to the point it’s kind of annoying. But it’s all good fun, am I right?

Ok, so seriously I need my beauty sleep, more effort will come in the future blogs but it’s a tired day, you love my words but sometimes even words need rest.

Thank you again my awesome beautiful readers.

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As I say share and like pretty please, let me have an early Xmas present and I’ll be the happiest blogger ever, also send me cookies.

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• The SantaBlog Series, Day 18. (How Santa Became What We Know Today)
• The SantaBlog Series, Day 17. (Christmas Is What We Choose to Be)
• The SantaBlog Series, Day 16. (Why We Still Believe in Christmas)