Keep smiling, have a laugh, it’s Monday.

Hey peeps, a new week has begun.

Yeah depressing eh?

Ok let’s soften the blow, with a few jokes.




Who’s the most popular bloke on the nudist beach?

The one who can carry 2 beers and a dozen donuts.


Who’s the most popular woman on the nudist beach?

The one who can eat all the donuts in one go.


An anti-vaxxer and an engineer are crossing the bridge over a crocodile infested river, the anti-vaxxer says “what are the odds of us crossing this bridge and us making across alive?”, the engineer thinks for a moment and says “99.7% making it across with the structure of this bridge, we should be all good”, the anti-vaxxer says “fuck it, I’ll take my chamce swimming across”


Whats the difference between a porn addict and a pick pocket?

One snatches watches.


A family staying at a 4 star hotel, the dad says to the front desk clerk “I hope the porn is disabled”, to this the desk clerk says “no it’s just normal porn, you sick fuck”




Hey  I hope that made you smile, a smile on a Monday keeps the depression away.

It’s been a fun interesting day at work, 1st job was awesome.

I done a trailer that needed the front axle discs and pads doing with the off side (near side is the kerb side) brake caliper and chamber changing.

Only took an hour to do it, which is pretty damn quick, even by my standards. Then it took ages to actually brake test the fucker, not telling you why, I may upset someone, yeah you know I’m not shy when it comes tobupsetting someone but today I’m happy so I’ll leave it there haha.

Origionally the brakes caught fire on this trailer, this was the outcome.

Anyway it’s been fixed and done and the wheels are turning once again.

It’s been a fun day, and had some fun with the lads too, having a good old laugh and savage banter.

Nice day for a monday.

Usually Monday’s are depressing amd shit to say the least, but it helps having some good mates and work collegues who I class a family. Well they pretty much are, you got to really, or work will end up shit.

Good start to a week, and it’s the final 2 week countdown to snetterton, woohoo, so excited. Can’t wait to watch the drifting and shit. Hopefully get a few chances to get more interviews on the go.

Anyway peeps, it’s late, and finally fijished work. Time for chill.

Have a good week peeps, keep smiling, life ain’t too bad. Even if it is, it won’t be bad forever.

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THEPLAINANDSIMPLEGUY



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